I don’t know what it is about a bunch of really hot athletes naked in a locker room singing and dancing that makes everyone watch the tv…except for the shower scene where you get to see their butts, but everyone loves the Aggie Song from Best Little Whorehouse in Texas because it has a ton of hot naked “Football Players”, it’s easy to sing a long to and fun to watch. The Aggie Song from Best Little Whorehouse in Texas is one of the classic songs from the show that isn’t sung by the women like “Hard Candy Christmas” or “It’s Just an Iddy Bitty Piss Ant Country Place”, and is probably the best choreography of the entire show. Everyone loves to watch because it’s full of energy, they have male leads and they add in comedy when the guy gets buried under the towels and when the bus breaks down so they pile all of the football players into a truck and have them finish singing and dancing from there.
The song isn’t actually that good in my opinion and wouldn’t be one of the more memorable ones if they didn’t have the dancing or the locker room scene because the song doesn’t have anything special about it. It changes it’s tone a lot during the song and has a fun to sing chorus, but that is it. There aren’t any fun solos, extremely memorable notes and nothing that would make you think about it after you saw the show. Without seeing the video first or seeing the show, you probably wouldn’t like the song. After having seen it in a performance or at a bar during showtunes night, then all of the sudden you’ll like the song because everyone at showtunes night sings a long which makes it more fun.
If you’re at work or somewhere where someone would get offended by guys butts, you should wait to play this video. If you’re not somewhere where people would get offended, then feel free to play it. The Aggie Song from Best Little Whorehouse in Texas isn’t one of the best showtunes, but it is a fun one to watch and to sing a long to if you’ve heard it at showtunes night or have seen it performed by a good cast.
Not only does Ms. Mona hear moans all night in her “Little Iddy Bitty Country Place”, but instead of being a working girl, she provides working girls to all of the men in her establishment in Texas. It doesn’t matter if your a politician, a college student or even a business man, if you follow Ms. Mona’s rules, you’ll get one of her girls and have a great night at The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas, as long as “nothin dirtys goin on”.
Ms. Mona is more like a mom to the working girls but also a businesswoman. She wants to fall in love in her heart, but at the same time she has too many barriers set up. The barriers make her tough and more like one of the men, but her body and her business give her the upper hand with them. Ms. Mona doesn’t have to be a working girl because she can supply them to everyone as well as make money by only entertaining the men she chooses to. That’s only one of the major differences between Ms. Mona from Best Little Whorehouse in Texas and other working girls on broadway.
With Fantine, Aldonza and others, they have no other choice. It’s sell their bodies on the street or die. If they don’t do it and they try to turn men away, they have no money, no home for the night and can also end up in trouble if the person reports them for being a prostitute. Ms. Mona on the other hand protects her girls, gives them a nice clean place to sleep and stay and a safe environment for them to provide their services in. Ms. Mona is an amazing woman. She competes with the guys, plays with the guys and can conduct business on her own terms during a time period where it was hard for a woman to be able to make it out on top. Even though she is still a working girl, she is one who has a much better life than most of the working girls on broadway. Ms. Mona is an icon and almost everyone loves her during the show Best Little Whorehouse in Texas.
Drag Queens, Prostitutes and Cowboys, Ohh My! It can only mean one thing, the Washington DC Gay Men’s Chorus is doing an all male version of the hit show The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas. The Washington Dc Gay Men’s Chorus does a broadway production each year. Not only are they amazingly talented, but they always put a few fun twists on their shows. I absolutely cannot wait to get to see them perform The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas next month. Last year the did Grease, only gayer. This year should be fun, as long as they have cleaned up the songs.
At their Christmas show they sang Hard Candy Christmas which is one of my favorite Christmas Showtunes and unfortunately probably shouldn’t have. It wasn’t that they were bad, it was that they couldn’t hit the harmonies and the solos were not acted and lacked any form of personality which is key to that song. Then again they probably didn’t really have enough time to rehearse it. I am certain that with the amount of talent they have and how well they put on their productions, they will have completely found a way to get everyone to act out the songs, use proper voice inflections and completely knock it out of the park.
The Washington DC Gay Men’s Chorus always gets 5 stars from me and I love watching them perform. I cannot wait until they do The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas this March and you can find the details and come see them yourself at:
Gay Men’s Chorus Perform The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas:
Lisner Auditorium – George Washington University
730 21st Street NW
Friday, March 18 at 8 pm
Saturday, March 19 at 8 pm
Sunday, March 20 at 3 pm
This is a show that you definitely will not want to miss. The guys are hilarious and extremely talented and as their ad says, it gives a whole new meaning to The Chicken Ranch. I can only imagine the puns that they will add in for Miss Mona and the prostitutes. If you are going to see The Washington DC Gay Men’s Chorus perform The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas, feel free to comment below or share this post with your friends on Twitter and Facebook.